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1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 199,776 notes
manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 84,845 notes
kenyatta:

edwardspoonhands:

tessaviolet:

itseasytoremember:

lizzythegraceful:

bartybuns:

mycatsaregay:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry
check it out

was i just turned on by a camera

OH MY GOD 

Oh my FUCK.



dying.

Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 
Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

I’ve spent the last week obsessing over the MOVI.
Now I just want that chicken.

kenyatta:

edwardspoonhands:

tessaviolet:

itseasytoremember:

lizzythegraceful:

bartybuns:

mycatsaregay:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry

check it out

was i just turned on by a camera

OH MY GOD 

Oh my FUCK.

image

dying.

Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 

Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

I’ve spent the last week obsessing over the MOVI.

Now I just want that chicken.

1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 115,752 notes

princessminun:

i cant believe i bought THE shinji ikari for a price of $9.99

13 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 6,679 notes
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How is Shakespeare married to Anne Hathaway if she’s still alive?
14 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 234 notes
kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

20 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 212,593 notes

Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

20 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 301,656 notes

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 711,864 notes

pleatedjeans:

via

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 53,298 notes
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rosewolfy:

Make me choose

fairytalespond and gryffndour asked: Clara or Amy?

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 850 notes

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 134,185 notes
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